Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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JEWS

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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