- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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