- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

twilight

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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