My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's a small person? A midget

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Penis

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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