- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

whats your name? bumder:)

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

knock knock!! kanye west

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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