How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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This is not a joke.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Black People.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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