A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Nothing yet CC

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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knock, knock. come in.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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