why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Republicans

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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