why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Ouch.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Ted Haggard.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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