What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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This is not a joke.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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