George Bush does not care about black people.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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