What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Penis.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Women's Sports

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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