Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

my namew is jd

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Spinabifita

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

verry nice how mUCH?

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