What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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