What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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since when?

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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