- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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