- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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