Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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where are you?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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