Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Good boy

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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a retard lost...

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What is 2+2? 4!

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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