- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

ballsack

Girls Basketball.

knock knock who's there?

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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