What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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hi michael

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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knock knock who's there?

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Girls Basketball.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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ballsack

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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