How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Ken wins!

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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