- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

knock knock!! kanye west

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Dancing Potatoe!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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