Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Alex Eggbert

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

The penn state football administration

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Sonic

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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