Will you marry me?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Gays

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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