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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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