- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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