Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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hi michael

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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