Black History Month

Wheelchair high jump

whats brown? poop.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

This one sucks!

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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