- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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