When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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