- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

I am on a escalator.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Get in the Batmobile.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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