How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

why did the black guy die? cancer

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What did the clock say? The time.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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