- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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