- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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