- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Your time.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Chicken

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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