Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Johnson stops eating

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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