A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Your time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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no

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How old are you? 20

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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