A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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I'm a like whore

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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involved parents.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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