a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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fack me!

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Hi Shelby!!

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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68 :)

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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