- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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