Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's better than sex? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Women's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops