- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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