why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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i'm not gay

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You should never talk to strangers.

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