-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Gabe Mercado

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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