What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

i'm not gay

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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