wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Women's Rights.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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