Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Gadaffi

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Obama

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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