what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Farts smell bad!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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