There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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anne hatthaway

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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The Bible

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Turn around.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Susie has Autism

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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