What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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