Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Dislike this

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

How do u shit With ur ass

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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