- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Waseem is not a funny guy!

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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