A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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