"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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