What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

It smells like triangles in here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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