What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Dani barton= lovely

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

osama bin ladens hiding spot

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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