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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Civil Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

No it isn't.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.