- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Your time.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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