- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Knock knock Come In.......

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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