- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

A child with cancer grows up.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Jared Gough is a slut

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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