- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

a man walks into horse bar

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

whats 2+2? 4

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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