a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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