What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

like for a handjob.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the child step on a ball?

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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