Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

I have a crush on my dad.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Hippopatomous!

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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