Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What did the clock say? The time.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Knock knock What

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Women Voting

Ham sandwich

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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