- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Period Blood

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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