- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Jared Gough is a slut

Yo mamas so fat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

womens rights to vote

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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