- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Joay impistato is a fig

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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