- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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