Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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