- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Knock Knock Yes?

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

LOL May Wong

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