What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Wheelchair high jump

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

thumb_up thumb_down -20

whats brown? poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

obama

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops