- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

hi. thats what she said.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's better than sex? Nothing

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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