- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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