Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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The penn state football administration

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The horse said "nay."

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Civil Rights.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Girls

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Anti Joke

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