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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

I'm a like whore

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

poop

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

since when?

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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