A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

2 women were sitting quietly

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Jake Bowar

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Vagina ass.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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