How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Jared Gough is a slut

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

I like to eat people

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Black people. They are so kind.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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