- Anti Joke

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

who smells? •Liam