why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

asian drivers.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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