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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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