Nice weather we're having.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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alert("The Game");//

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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