- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock. Come in.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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