A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did I get raped

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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