- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

If you are my friend like it!

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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