Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Where's my shotgun

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

black people

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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