- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What's up? The sky.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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