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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

asian drivers.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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