- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Looks through the peephole.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Woman's Rights.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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