How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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George Bush.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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