Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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