- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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