A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

PENlS.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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