What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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baby loves lalma

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Which one is hardest?

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Anti Joke

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