What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Dick spice

Gadaffi

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A fat boy walked into a party

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A jew go out of a bar

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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