have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Woman's Rights.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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