What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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poop

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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